Ocho Cinco Condoms?!?!

Yes Please....There is nothing more I want in my life than condoms with Chad Ocho Cinco on them! I though one handed catches on Sunday would be enough to please me, but this open all new doors. When I am making whoopee nothing would get me hotter than good old 85 staring right back at me. So if you don't see any post from me the next couple days, you know what I will be doing ;-)

Somebody Throw a Block

This is ridiculous! I mean this kid is getting into the back field untouched on every play. Somebody has to step up, be a football player and make a play. That includes the quarterback who is having trouble hanging on to the football. If I was the coach his A$$ would be riding the pine until he stopped carrying it like a loaf of bread!

Monday Night Preview

The Titans have one 3 straight with Vince Young Starting at quarterback. Chris Johnson has been running over everybody and lighting up the score board. However, it is all about Huston tonight because they are a team that has the ability to stop the run. Tennessee is going to be to one dimensional tonight to have success on offense and if they fall behind the game is over! Texans -3.5

Random Thoughts

• Notre Dame probably won't beat Stanford this weekend, and even if they do, Weis has to be gone, right?
• Kentucky CAN win football games at Georgia. Who woulda thought?
• Speaking of Kentucky football, Randall Cobb can play some football...
• The 'Golden Rule' should be rewritten as this, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, AND don't EVER play Syracuse in Madison Square Garden."
• What a bad loss for the Steelers...
• What a worse loss for the Bengals...
• The Saints are still good
• Brett Favre is still good
• Did anyone see Wes Welker's stat line this weekend? 15 snags for 193 yards...wow.
• It's still really early in the college basketball season, so I'm tired of hearing that some teams are overrated and some teams are underrated. If I'm not mistaking, NCAA basketball has one of the best postseason playoff systems in all of sports, so shut up people it will all work itself out in the end.
• We had another good week of picks! A lot of good games this week too.
• What do you guys think the chances of Urban Meyer taking the Notre Dame job? My estimation is about 3%, but what about you guys?

What We Learned

The Bengals found a way to be the Bungals against the Raiders on Sunday.

Regardless of who is under center for the Broncos, they are in TROUBLE!

Cutler is the only starting quarterback in the NFL who could throw the ball 43 times for only 171 yards. I guess he thinks if you throw it 100MPH or 70 yards in the air you get extra points.

Charlie Weis made the statement after a loss to UCONN that Notra Dame will be look for a new coach at the end of season.

The Wildcats can win in Georgia (fist since 1977), mostly because Randall Cobb is Dirty!!!! This also made the game against Tennessee a lot more exciting with the possibility of a New Years day bowl on the line.

Smart Sunday

I think there are a couple dangerous lines out there today that smart gambles really need to avoid. 1.) After the 4th and 2 that everybody has been talking about all week, who knows how the Patriots defense is going to react!
2.) I am still a scratching my head at the Ravens opening up as favorites over the Colts, I think somebody knows something that I don't about this game.
3.) You're insane is you are going to bet the Lions as a favorite. I don't care if is the Browns they are playing, this is a team that is 1 and 24 over their past 2 seasons.

With that being said here are you winners for the day:

The 49ers had 3 extra days to put together a couple blitz packages to confuse on offensive line for the Packers that have been struggling. 49ers +6.5

Tampa Bay is gaining confidence by the week under their rookie quarterback Josh Freeman, but it is the running game that is going to keep them close today. Buccaneers +10.5

Chris Simms gets the start for the Denver today...If your a Bronco fan you can't tell me thats what you want to hear. The Chargers have been playing extremly well and LT is starting to look like the old LT. Chargers -5

Ohio State vs. Michigan

Watching the Ohio State Michigan game today is about 5th or 6th on my agenda during the 12pm span of games. There are plenty of other games on, naps to be had, food to grab and maybe even google funny pictures like the one above. I don't like either team, if I had to choose one it would be Michigan, but this picture is damn funny!